The White Board: Top 5

"The Top 5: Trese, Margaret, Maxine, Diane and Cathy T"

Yeah, bet you thought it was going to be the guy in the picture. Nope, I expect him to be fast, really fast, and he and others wear the bulls eye on their backs. Boasting about them is just blowing smoke up their skirts, not sure how Dan would look in a skirt but you get the idea. The real Top 5 are the ones who showed up. They couldn’t wait to put their names on the white board simply because they finished. Two of them brand new, older female clients. They didn’t tighten up faster than a python coiling around prey when I asked what they weighed, didn’t matter. Don’t care what others think about their performance time, weight or ranking, just proud to have their names on the board. At MM Team Fitness we don’t care how much you weigh, don’t care if you're sporting washboard abs, we just ask that you show up and give it your best on any given day. We don’t stand around and patronize you about how thin you look in your newest workout threads, unless it's new multi-colored CrossFit knee socks, then you’re hot. We won’t stand around and shed tears with you if you ate the extra teaspoon of peanut butter at midnight and completely blew your new diet. You’ll live, get over it. You only compete against who you choose, the ones that wear the bulls eye or yourself, we'll always cheer you on and support you in your personal quest for excellence. The only requisite to be part of MM Team Fitness is to show up. If you want less, you’ll have to pay someone else more.

Updated rankings are posted in the older blog.